This isn't the direction I would have gone

I've been defending my Browns taking Brady Quinn for weeks to no avail, but it just keeps getting harder and harder to fight the good fight. First, the pictures of him grabbing his friends' junk surfaced, and now this.If the goal was to make Brady look as feminine as possible, mission accomplished. This looks like something that was bootlegged outside of an N'Sync concert.

Honestly, who is going to buy this? Who was the genius in the marketing department that thought an airbrushed portrait of Brady Quinn's face just glowing was a good idea? Seriously, I want to know exactly who did this. This was completely unnecessary. If Dee Mirich were a football fan, this is the shirt she would wear.

We're having a hard enough time talking ourselves into Brady Quinn. We don't need Browns management itself adding fuel to the fire. Since we're going down this road already, though, I have a few more ideas that are sure to settle the merchandising world ablaze.

-Brady Quinn fanny packs
-Brady Quinn rollerblades
-Brady Quinn cocoa butter
-Brady Quinn assless chaps
-Brady Quinn mustache trimmers

It's all gold.